SUBJECT: "Commentary: A Wake Up Call" (Wednesday's Blavis Blansplard)
Only DG could get a robo-call about solar panels from a call center in India and think it was a a wake-up call. I was rummaging through the trash behind Vanguard Headquarters on Thursday evening at 8:17 p.m. and found the recipe for the article. As a public service I am posting it here:
- Place the following ingredients in a a bowl: a popped bubble, elements of the extreme, bullying, harassment, intimidation, hate groups, doxing, teachers (holy), public servants (holy), nonprofit leaders (holy), The Davis Phoenix Coalition, trans students, Moms for Liberty, the LGBTQ+ community, Davis and Woodland schools, the Yolo County library, the Davis City Council, national right-wing groups, conservative national media, Tucker Carlson, social media, threats to the library, liberal Democrats, Fox News, Outkick, the Washington Examiner, free speech rights, bomb threats, acts of intimidation, book bannings, swastikas, anti-Semitic graffiti, antisemitic gestures, Nazi salutes, social media, likes, Proud Boys, anti-bias training, deeply held religious beliefs, gender, scary trends, school board meetings, culture-war battlegrounds, escalating tensions, shouting matches, arrests, criminal charges, warning bells, a rise in extremist forces, Donald Trump (the un-named "recent occupant of the White House"), January 6, 2021, the LGBTQ and trans communities, the Jewish community, all of us, hate, bigotry, Niemoller's poem, Nazis, danger, socialists, trade unionists, Jews, fascism, totalitarianism and hyperbole.
- Add a quart of old milk
- Stir until lumpy
- Add 5 drops of "Davis thinks of itself as a safe and good place"
- Add 100 drops of "Davis is actually a bad place"
- Add 1 pound of dark underbelly, chopped.
- Add 50 drops of "and it's not just happening in Davis"
- Place all ingredients in a blender until individual ingredients are no longer connected to each other in a way that any logical human being can figure out
- Drink the entire concoction right before bed.
- Knock that down with a bottle of red Tobasco
- Wake up at 3:00am
- Stick your finger down your throat and vomit all over your keyboard.
- Viola!: "Commentary: A Wake Up Call"
Thoughts, Davis ?



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