by Alan C. Miller (song parody)
Sung to the tune of “Me and Mrs. Jones” by Billy Paul
🎵 YOU AND ERIC JONES 🎵
(The Yolo-Sonoma-Colusa-Lake-Napa-Placer-Sacramento-Sutter-Yuba Congressional Blues)
🎶 You and Eric Jones…
Eric Jones, Eric Jones, Eric Jones…
He got duplicity going on…
Every day he’s changing his tune,
Left in the morning, right by noon.
He’ll promise you anything, whatever you choose,
He’s got ten different positions and nothing to lose.
🎶 You and Eric Jones…
Eric Jones, Eric Jones, Eric Jones…
He got duplicity going on…
The antizionist radicals all sing along!
From the farthest left in Davis town,
They’ve found their man, they’re gathering ’round!
He’ll tell you what you want to hear,
Then tell your neighbor the opposite, dear!
Two different flyers on the very same street,
One for the right, one for the left to read!
He’ll even give the Vanguard dough,
To help his reputation grow!
Silicon Valley pays the bills,
While Davis swallows all his pills!
🎶 You and Eric Jones…
Eric Jones, Eric Jones, Eric Jones…
He got duplicity going on…
Nobody knows just what he’s for,
But he’ll promise you more, and more, and more!
🎶 Ohhhh, Eric Jooooones… 🎶
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